The Hollywood That Wasn't New Port Richey, Florida

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New Port Richey with Kids

The same ambition that built a fake Hollywood on the Gulf coast left behind something better for families: a town that never finished becoming a star, and so stayed a place where kids can still roam free.

City of New Port Richey Sign
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A Town That Dreamed Bigger Than It Had To

New Port Richey was the younger, upriver twin of Port Richey, named for the settler Aaron M. Richey. Incorporated on 24 October 1924, the town’s first council act on 2 December that year was to accept a park donated by George Sims. That choice tells you everything. Before roads, before utilities, before the theatre, the town took a park.

Then the 1920s land boom arrived. New Port Richey courted wealthy winter residents and film people. Thomas Meighan, a silent-film star, built a house on the river in 1928. A theatre named for him opened in 1926. For a few years, this was meant to be a Hollywood colony.

The boom collapsed. The ambition ended. But the park stayed, and so did the river, and so did the quiet.

The Park That Started It All

Sims Park sits at Grand Blvd & Bank St, rated 4.7 from 5659 reviews. It is the town’s living room. The lawn runs down toward the water, and the trees are old enough to have watched the dream fade. Kids climb, run, and chase each other while parents sit on benches that were probably there when the city was young.

On weekends, the place fills with strollers and bicycles. There is a playground, and the riverfront path is flat enough for a toddler’s first tricycle. The bandshell hosts events, but even on empty afternoons, the park works. It is a place where nothing much happens, and that is the point.

The River and the Beach Without the Crowds

A few miles west, Robert K Rees Memorial Park at 3503 Green Key Rd offers a different kind of afternoon. Rated 4.4 from 2951 reviews, this is where the river meets the gulf. Mangroves line the shore. The water is shallow and calm. Kids can wade, poke at crabs, and collect shells that are not special but feel like treasure.

The park has a boat ramp, so you will see families loading kayaks and small skiffs. It is not a tourist beach. No boardwalk, no shops, no ice cream stand. Just water, sky, and the sound of a motor starting somewhere across the bay.

Where to Eat When Everyone Is Hungry

The chain restaurants along US-19 and Little Rd are the backup plan, not the destination. But they are solid. Cracker Barrel Old Country Store (5341 US-19, 4.3 from 5086 reviews) works for breakfast at any hour. IHOP (4736 US-19, 4.3 from 3683 reviews) and Denny's Restaurant (4442 US-19, 4.0 from 3570 reviews) are the reliable late-morning and post-park stops. Applebee's Grill + Bar (8537 Little Rd, 4.1 from 4910 reviews) and Ruby Tuesday (8512 Ridge Rd, 4.3 from 4390 reviews) cover the family dinner shift.

For something with a bit more personality, Central Park Family Restaurant (7657 FL-54, 4.5 from 3225 reviews) is the kind of place where the waitstaff knows the regulars. Sonny's BBQ (5130 Little Rd, 4.4 from 3368 reviews) is fine for a casual plate of barbecue. EL Cerrito Mexican Restaurant & Grill (6911 Congress St, 4.4 from 2570 reviews) adds spice to the rotation. Outback Steakhouse (10860 FL-54, 4.3 from 4088 reviews) is the dependable steak night.

If you want the best meal in town, skip the chains. Herschel's Scratch Kitchen (5749 Main St, 4.6 from 2482 reviews) is the local standout. It sits on Main Street, near the old theatre district, and it feels like the town’s quiet pride. Koizi Endless Hibachi & Sushi Eatery (4120 Little Rd, 4.2 from 2423 reviews) is the pick for teenagers who want something that feels like a night out. Sioux City Steakhouse (8515 Little Rd, 3.9 from 3124 reviews) is older, a little rougher around the edges, but it has its loyalists.

The Real Estate of a Slower Life

The census numbers tell the story. New Port Richey has 17,057 people, and the median age is 53.5 years. That is an old town. But it is also a town with 9423 housing units, of which 718 are held for seasonal or recreational use. The retirees come and go. The families stay.

The median home value is $164,600. Median gross rent is $1,154. Those are numbers that let a young family breathe. The unemployment rate is 2.8 percent, and the median household income is $46,160. No one is getting rich here. That is not the point.

Only 15.7 percent of adults hold a bachelor’s degree or higher. This is a working town. The old movie-star dream did not produce a college town. It produced a place where people fix their own boats and mow their own lawns and let their kids ride bikes to the park without checking a GPS.

The Hollywood That Wasn't

The Meighan Theatre still stands, but it does not show films anymore. The house Thomas Meighan built in 1928 is still there, on the river, behind a fence. The town named a theatre for a man who wintered here, and then the boom went bust, and the theatre became a memory.

But the park that the council accepted on 2 December 1924 is still the best thing in town. George Sims gave the land, and a hundred years later, kids are still running on it. The Hollywood colony never happened. The families did.

That is the trade. New Port Richey traded a movie career for a real life, and it is hard to argue with the result. Come for the river, stay for the quiet, and let the kids be bored enough to invent something. That is what this town has always done best.

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